

If yiu see him on the subway he;kk be at the end f the car--
he's the loner
if you see him at the lebanese street festival he'll havesimlar one pocket empty
--Neal Young Werther
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Brandon, Jonny, and Jay
Boots Of Fruit
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My friends Dearraindrop stopped by last night, bringing gifts of their amazing picture-disk, put out by Diesel Jeans (!), and their beautiful new book, OFF/ON, put out by Deitch Projects. You can be sure these individuals are the best choices for financial backing and fame in the art world--- in the recent Artforum, they got Diesel to pay for the entire inside back cover adspace, printing a bright collage; at the bottom, written upside down they wrote "EVERYONE UNSUBSCRIBE TO THIS MAGAZINE IT'S ALL BAD ADDS. AND NO ONE BUY DIESEL THEY"RE STUPID." Amazingly this slipped past the Diesel execs, so their thousands of advertising dollars are now being used to lampoon themselves in Artforum. YES!
Joe Grillo described Dearraindrop's current artistic agenda as now 'aiming to totally destroy, violently, the entire art world'
Yes I believe I will join their army---
And now a report on new youth culture sensation:
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